A guardian squat

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Like the always watchful Batman, sometimes squatting in a powerful position can be life-changing. Like Batman, a quick mind coupled with dexterity is all you need -- not all that expensive gadgets Batman uses. 

Overwatching your city by squatting in cool places is also a way of life. Merge your ninja-abilities into this, and thou shall be invincible. Is it clinically proven, that your city's crime rate will go down, when there is a watchful squardian!

Remember, you are not the squatter the city deserves, but always the one it needs!





Location: Oulu, Finland

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