Continuing regular squatting, here is another way to squat through regular day. Going to a playfield? Squat it. Find new innovative ways to spice up your life.
Once you've been squatting enough, regular and innovative places might get too normal for you. The thrill of finding a new, adrenaline-rushing place is hard, and looking for it even harder. This time, we wanted to actually, actually cross the line. How though? The idea for this was the new Spiderman movie. We had just watched it, -- squatting the whole movie -- and as it turns out, Spiderman's poses are Slavic squats. And thus the it came to us; we had to become Spiderman. Squaderman to be exact, and the geometry was in our favor. Putting the squat-muscles to use, we quickly climbed the buildings and prepared for the squat. The webbing was a problem, but we quickly overcame it with a piece of gum. Testing our strength, we walked across the thin line, and stroke our best pose. The spidersquat. The gum did not last long, but enough for us to get the pictures. Afterwards, we received a standing ovation from the bystanders. Job well done.
One of the most heated debates of the past hundred years has been : "Was the moonlanding faked??". We got really tired about this discussion once and for all, so we decided to release this NEVER SEEN BEFORE IMAGE of our grandfather Vlad "don't touch my yougurt" Vladistorm. And he was indeed accompanied to the first moonlanding with the more famous peole you have heard of. We didn't want this picture go public cause it would draw attention from the gospel of squatting. But yesterday we were browsing Adidas forums and stumbled upon a heated moonlanding discussion and we just couldn't take it anymore. So here we go, moonlanding proved not fake. Rip in peace Vlad "don't touch my yougurt" Vladistorm, you will be missed. May your squats echo on the halls of valor where you are feasting with the gods.
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