Continuing regular squatting, here is another way to squat through regular day. Going to a playfield? Squat it. Find new innovative ways to spice up your life.
Tossing the regular squats aside for a moment, another way to spice up your life is to do a rebel squat. The secret is: 1. Find a place that is (semi)forbidden 2. Get ready to squat 3. Do the squat (4. OPTIONAL. Make sure people see you do it!) 5. Profit This location for example, was a military base. The place behind the squatter, was apparently a missile-storage of sorts. To reach this, we had to climb through electrified fences, mines and cameras. The danger was real, but the payoff was even better. Note that, once again, we do not encourage bad behavior.
Once you've been squatting enough, regular and innovative places might get too normal for you. The thrill of finding a new, adrenaline-rushing place is hard, and looking for it even harder. This time, we wanted to actually, actually cross the line. How though? The idea for this was the new Spiderman movie. We had just watched it, -- squatting the whole movie -- and as it turns out, Spiderman's poses are Slavic squats. And thus the it came to us; we had to become Spiderman. Squaderman to be exact, and the geometry was in our favor. Putting the squat-muscles to use, we quickly climbed the buildings and prepared for the squat. The webbing was a problem, but we quickly overcame it with a piece of gum. Testing our strength, we walked across the thin line, and stroke our best pose. The spidersquat. The gum did not last long, but enough for us to get the pictures. Afterwards, we received a standing ovation from the bystanders. Job well done.
As always, nature is in a huge role in our way of life. Squatting in nature's graces is a privilege; a peaceful yet amazing experience. This time we found a nice river, with rocks in the middle. Putting the danger aside, we made a jump for the rock, and began the squat. The ice-cold water was splashing at our feet, but it only made our resolve greater. Some salmons were swimming underneath, and they jumped next to us, as if they knew the greatness of our squat. In this moment we became one with the nature, one with the water.
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