A rebel squat

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Tossing the regular squats aside for a moment, another way to spice up your life is to do a rebel squat. The secret is:
1. Find a place that is (semi)forbidden
2. Get ready to squat
3. Do the squat
(4. OPTIONAL. Make sure people see you do it!)
5. Profit

This location for example, was a military base. The place behind the squatter, was apparently a missile-storage of sorts. To reach this, we had to climb through electrified fences, mines and cameras. The danger was real, but the payoff was even better. 

Note that, once again, we do not encourage bad behavior. 
Location: Ainolan puisto, 90100 Oulu, Finland

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