Continuing ninja abilities

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To truly continue with your ninja-training, you must take your environment-blending-skills to the next level. Converting your skin using poultices or herbs is one thing; to actually USE the face of a another thing.... is a different thing on a whole next level. 

As our mentor, Jaqen H'ghar, once said,
 "If the day comes when you must find me again, just pose that squat to any man from Braavos and say these words to him: "Valar slavghulis."

Or, for short, "to become no-one you shall squat".

All will be revealed.



Location: Oulu, Finland

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