A guardian squat pt. II

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Winds blowing through your skin, birds squatting in their nests... A watchful squardian is on place. Daylight or not, watching over your city is a civic Slav-duty. Hearing screams or sirens, you must answer. Answer the calling.

A stolen purse, mugging in the gutter... All the same. A powerful squardian will take care of it, one way or the another. 

For example, we dealt with thieves by hosting a small-scale squatparty. The main thing is to make them forget that hate, that need for stealing. So we provided free vodka and sausages, and laughed at the whole thing. The squatting was the main thing for this to work; it releases tension, instantly makes everything funnier and better. 

The fruits of our work will be fully revealed on 15.11.2017. Stay tuned!
Location: Oulu, Finland

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