HECK THE POLICE.

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Being a true Slav squatter isn't just about throwing down serious squats when you feel like it.

It's a way of living.. a way to express yourself and your beliefs.

We often get in trouble with the authorities, why ? Because we don't follow the rules. Rules are made to be broken.

Here is an excellent example how we just don't give a hoot.

First we threw some tight squats in front of the "authorized personnel only" sign on the door.

Then we entered the door and threw down some seriously amazing squats. 
(NOTICE ! WE DIDN'T HAVE THE PERMISSION TO BE THERE).

This perfectly encapsulates the spirit of squatting.
Nobody can tell you WHERE and WHEN to squat.
You are the only person you should listen to when it comes to squatting.

Follow your heart, it knows what is right and wrong.

ps. Always appreciate the people around you. Don't be a doofus.
Being a doofus isn't cool, respecting people IS cool.

Location: Dangerous if you get caught. Not for pansyboys !

Ease of squat: Plenty of room, but if you let the tension of the moment get to you.. the squat might suffer a bit from it.. try to keep it cool always when squatting !

Verdict: Express yourself. Your thoughts are important, you are an beautiful individual. You don't need authorities to tell you what you can and cant do. You do you ! JUST DO IT !!
5/10 if you are a pansyboy. 10/10 If you don't live by the rules. 

Location: Oulu, Suomi

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