A western spy.

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Disclaimer: We have gotten hundreds of contacts from people complaining that some of our squats aren't actual slav squats. We are aware of this problem, Western spy squat is an epidemic that can affect anyone.. your loved ones.. even you. We are looking for a cure for it.. we will let you know if we find anything.


Location: Oulu, Suomi

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