Dining table squat.

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We stopped for a quick snack during our morning squat routine under this palm tree.
Something didn't felt quite right. Like we weren't allowed there.
So we decided bless the dining table with a graceful squat.

After that the evil spirits withered from the location and we could dine well.

If you ever visit this location and feel like you aren't alone, squat on the spirits to show dominance.
Location: Ainolan puisto, 90100 Oulu, Finland

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